sambooby:

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

omg i am in tears

(Source: nuggits2)

First, people think I’m emo/depressed because I don’t really talk.

Then, people think I’m a complete weirdo when I finally choose to be social.　

elysaxoxo:

Gabbie & I are adorable . hardy har har <3

helloimnicolo:

• Someone close.
• Someone who I can fall asleep together with or even on the phone.
• Someone who I can see something might happen out of it.
• Someone just there.

(Source: kimmychuuux, via sincerelydahbeckster)

at school: can you stop talking because i dont care

• When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
• When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
• When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
• When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
• When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
• When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
• When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

(Source: shyieesolove, via la-lani)

(Source: halliebadger, via ohhcarolina)

donghaestongue:

Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you.

(via ohmyromie)

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via xjessiboo)

likeryan:

I could go for a kiss right now.

That, or Xbox Live so I could play some MW3.

But preferably a kiss.

elysaxoxo:

Off to the beach ~

Uncle Ed: Dom wears the pants, but Jucelle tells him which pants to put on.
Uncle Manny: I don't know who will wear the pants in the relationship. But I do know who will wear the panties. And that is Dom.

A diamond in the rough: A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL SITUATION.While driving...

myyouth-n-thetruth:

A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL

SITUATION.

While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.

For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through…

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carlop:

sharktanks:

videohall:

Slinky is trying so hard

the background music omg i can’t

I cannot begin to describe how much joy this brought me.

(via smittenbysarah)